Metro Detroit's Non-Equity Professional Theatre

Dennis Wickline Productions, Inc. 31ST SEASON!
The 18th Season of Broadway Onstage Live Theatre!

Performances are Friday and Saturday evenings at 8:00pm, and Select Sundays at 2:00pm.
Select Sunday matinees are performed when a prearranged group of 30 or more is scheduled to attend.

Broadway Onstage is located at 21517 Kelly Rd. at Toepfer (8 1/2 Mile Rd.) in Eastpointe, Michigan. All Tickets are $16. Ticket Reservations are recommended by calling (586) 771-6333.
Our Mission: To present quality professional theatrical entertainment in an intimate setting, providing an avenue for actors, directors and artists to be paid for their craft. We're solely supported by ticket sales, and we've been doing it for 30 Seasons!

July 22 through August 20

THE SEX MANIAC

A Comedy
By Dennis Wickline

Lorraine Hudzinga is running for office, until her life is interrupted by her elderly mother and father. The elderly pair have been evicted from their nursing home because the elder Mr. Hudzinga is "a sex maniac," and has been accosting elderly women in the home. Add to that, Lorraine has not spoken to Madge, one of her sisters, since the parents entered the home. And the third sister is off with a cult somewhere in South America.

September 9 through October 8

LOVE SONG

By John Kolvenbach
Is a Comedy!

Beane is an exile from life-an oddball. His well-meaning sister, Joan, and brother-in-law, Harry, try and make time for him in their busy lives, but no one can get through. Following a burglary on Beane's apartment, Joan is baffled to find her brother blissfully happy and tries to unravel the story behind his mysterious new love, Molly. Funny, enchanting and wonderfully touching, John Kolvenbach's offbeat comedy is a rhapsody to the power of love in all its forms.

October 21 through November 19

MURDER ME, MURDER ME, MY DARLING, MY DARLING!

By Dennis Wickline
An Audience Participation Mystery Thriller

A northern Michigan honeymoon turns to murder. Or was it murder? And who did it? The audience votes to determine the Act II that will be performed. 4 separate Act II's are possible.

December 2 through 23
Special 2pm Sunday Matinee on
Sunday, December 11

THE CHRISTMAS CAROL CAPER, SCROOGE THIS!

Another Holiday Comedy by Dennis Wickline

A production of A CHRISTMAS CAROL is interrupted when the actor portraying Scrooge (who is also the Producer of the show and a notorious womanizer) is discovered missing only 15 minutes before curtain. His 300 pound understudy must go on in his place. To make matters worse, the actress who plays Marley, and all the other ghosts, is also discovered missing and the nervous Stage Manager must go on with a script. Soon bodies appear on the set, and the local sheriff (and cast member) decides to investigate as the performance continues because "the show must go on!"

Special Holiday Group Rates for THE CHRISTMAS CAROL CAPER, SCROOGE THIS!: Group of 13 or more-$3.00 off or $13 each, Group of 21 or more-$5.00 off or $11 each*

January 13 through February 11, 2012

CAHOOTS

By Rick Johnston
A Comic Mystery

The setting is Ken and Jan's apartment in a Manhattan high rise, where Jan and her friend Lois are setting up for a dinner party before attending a block association meeting on neighborhood crime-a subject that has become an obsession with Lois' husband, Al. In fact, just to show how vulnerable they all are, Al, impersonating a masked burglar, breaks into the apartment via the terrace while the ladies cower in fear. Before the evening is over our concerned citizens find themselves turned into expert, if accidental, criminals, as one of their victims is killed twice and several bodies are deftly disposed of from the terrace. Filled with witty dialogue and hilarious one-liners, the play manages to maintain a farcical unreality while demonstrating that things usually do get worse before they get better-and that the vaunted dangers of street crime can pale beside the outrageous mayhem that can ensue when four "good friends" get together for a quiet dinner.

February 24 through March 24

OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS

By Joe DiPietro
A Comedy About Family

Nick is a single, Italian-American guy from New Jersey. His parents retired and moved to Florida. That doesn't mean his family isn't still in Jersey. In fact, he sees both sets of his grandparents every Sunday for dinner. This is routine until he has to tell them that he's been offered a dream job. The news doesn't sit so well. Thus begins a series of schemes to keep Nick around. How could he betray his family's love to move to Seattle, for a job, wonder his grandparents? Well, Frank, Aida, Nunzio and Emma do their level best, and that includes bringing to dinner the lovely-and single-Caitlin O'Hare as bait…we won't give the ending away here.

April 13 through May 12

MOTHER SUPERIOR'S HABITS

A Musical Comedy Production
Book and Lyrics by Dennis Wickline
Music by David Clayton
Music for the title song "Mother Superior's Habits"
by David Clayton and Mike Handley

What was it like growing up Catholic in the 60's? A reunion turns into a flashback, and we enter the "Catholic Zone" to find out. Songs include, "Baptize All the Babies," "Don't Touch Your Privates," "Mother Superior's Habits" and many others. An hilarious evening!

AS ALWAYS, ALL OPENING NIGHT TICKETS $14! ALL OTHER TICKETS $16.
GROUP RATES AVAILABLE! TICKETS AS LOW AS $14 EACH!*
Group of 13 or more $1 off ($15 per person)* Group of 21 or more $2 off ($14 per person)*

*All group rates must be prepaid within 7 days of the scheduled performance (no refunds or exchanges), otherwise normal rates apply.

SEASON TICKET OFFERS!

CONTINUING OFFER! 3 Show Season Tickets - $39! Pick 3 shows of your choice for only $39!

June Earlybird Special: All seven shows for $80! (Save $32!) June Earlybird special tickets
MUST be ordered and paid by June 1, 2011. Because of the nature of this discount, no extensions can be granted.
June Earlybird Six-Show Special: Any six of our seven shows for $70! (Save $26!)

June Earlybird Six-Show special tickets MUST be ordered and paid by June 1, 2011.
Because of the nature of this discount, no extensions can be granted.

Regular Season Tickets: All seven shows for $90! (Save $22!) All Regular Season Tickets
MUST be ordered and paid by July 1, 2011.

Six-Show Season Tickets: Any six of our seven shows for $80 (Save $16!)
All Six-Show Season Tickets MUST be ordered and paid by July 1, 2011.


All Season Tickets will be mailed by July 15!

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Mail this form in by the appropriate deadline to: Broadway Onstage, 21517 Kelly Rd., Eastpointe, MI 48021
Please mail checks (payable to: BROADWAY ONSTAGE ENTERPRISES) with this form to the above address.
Attendance dates may be changed based upon availability. If attendance dates are unknown at this time,
Season Ticket Holders will be given seating preference based upon availability. Please understand that there is no refund for unused Season Tickets.

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